Yeah, I converted the site to a real blog and then disappeared. It’s because I’m toast. Yup, burnt out. My humor fuse has done fizzled. Work? Burnt. Blogging? Toast. Got our downstairs bathroom ripped out and don’t want to finish it now. You can forget learning [...]

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For some reason we decided to try to convert everything to a real blog, since that seems to be the path our content has taken. Please excuse the fugly appearance until we can get it cleaned up. You may browse our content here, or our old site is still online here.

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Knoxpatch.com respects your privacy, and believes that privacy is an important and integral part of the internet as a whole, and to any future development.
Information is collected on each visitor who comes to Knoxpatch.com for purposes of traffic analysis. Knoxpatch.com collects the visitor’s domain name/IP Address (e.g., whether the user is logged on from aol.com [...]

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KnoxPatch.com is the brainchild of two Knoxville native sons, Bjorn Knoxley and Brehd Patchley. They celebrate Knoxville’s wide variety of cultural activities, modern progressive attitude towards city development, fair and balanced local press, and West Knoxville expansion.
Many of the opinions expressed on this site are the opinions of Bjorn and Brehd only, and nobody else [...]

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In the short time that Knoxpatch.com has been online we have been asked several questions by our visitors. Some of the most frequent questions, and the answers, can be found below.
Q. Is [some story] for real?
A.Probably not, unless it’s a review. Of course it could be based on a true story. Like the Sound of [...]

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