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		<title>Madonna to convert to Southern Baptist</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:51:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After her recent trip to Israel, Madonna has decided that Kabbalah and Judaism are just not for her.  &#8220;I&#8217;ve tried being a Catholic, a Jew, a Hindu, Taoist, Maoist, and Buddhist.  Nothing makes me feel complete, even with all this money,&#8221; she explained.  &#8220;Now that I am dating Jesus, it only makes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Conservatives seek alternative to Obama school speech</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 13:11:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the midst of the uproar over Obama&#8217;s alleged &#8220;indoctrination&#8221; speech next week aimed at school children, conservative parents have been mulling over ideas for an alternative activity for their children to participate in.  Ideas being tossed around include showing Sarah Palin&#8217;s speech from the Republican National Convention and having the children read and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama team courts Mike Tyson as new spokesperson</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 19:38:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After a healthcare activist bit off the finger of a counter-demonstrator, it didn&#8217;t take Obama&#8217;s advisors long to realize they were onto something big.
&#8220;Clearly, those that would be in favor of the healthcare reform as currently outlined would have a unique perspective and thought process. In order to best reach these people, we need someone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Executive order will alter Pledge of Allegiance</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 13:38:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bjorn Knoxley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Keeping with his school children theme, Obama is expected to sign an executive order changing some of the lines in the Pledge or Allegiance.  This is designed to coincide with his video message to students and will be among the items handed out.  Various celebrities will be recorded reciting the new pledge in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spirit of Ted Kennedy to make speech</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 18:18:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bjorn Knoxley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The spirit of late Senator Ted Kennedy is set to make a speech in front of a joint legislative meeting when congress returns from recess.  The speech is rumored to include how it was his dying wish to see healthcare reform passed by the end of the year.  No one is certain what [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Still searching for good Greek food&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 18:02:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bjorn Knoxley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bjorn is still scouting around looking for a good Greek restaurant. Oddly, there was a good place at the West Town Mall food court but it closed and is now K-Town Kabobs.  The food there is okay, but still not satisfying. There was another Greek restaurant in Turkey Creek alongside an Italian restaurant, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ghost of Smith/Coughlin House Terrorizing Club Members</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 18:37:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bjorn Knoxley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since the destruction of the historic Smith/Coughlin House in December of 2004, things have been pretty quiet around the Cherokee Country Club.  Mostly.  Sketchy reports have been coming in, increasing in frequency as we approach the 5th anniversary of the historical obliteration, that ectoplasmic activities have been intensifying in the area surrounding the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bjorn visits King Tut&#8217;s</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 12:59:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bjorn Knoxley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A (long) while back, Brehd reviewed King Tut&#8217;s.  For some reason I never made it to that place.  Since his review, Daisy Mae and I have ventured to Cairo and Greece and developed a taste for odd cultural experiences.  So last night we were in the mood for Greek food.  According [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Suzanne Dupes</title>
		<link>http://www.knoxpatch.com/?p=787</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 01:11:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brehd Patchley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There isn&#8217;t much that can be added to this one, everyone is already talking about it. So, similar to jumping on the pile after 6 other players have tackled the quarterback. Here&#8217;s a link to Riehl World View, showing a great rundown of how pitiful Suzanne Dupes is.
I&#8217;d try to write something witty, but some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UT makes major change in graduation process</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:32:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brehd Patchley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Following the announcement regarding changes to the athletics tickets program, UT has announced a major change in the academic process and how graduations will be processed.
Under the new system, students and family members will need to give money to a new fund overseen by the athletic department in order to receive a diploma.
UT says it [...]]]></description>
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