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Entries from February 2005

Commemorative stamps to feature Mad Jack

February 22nd, 2005 by Bjorn Knoxley · No Comments

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Regal Cinemas accepts takeover bid from Aventis Bio-Services

February 21st, 2005 by Bjorn Knoxley · No Comments

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Early redneck man could be missing link

February 21st, 2005 by Bjorn Knoxley · No Comments

An undated file photo showing the early redneck man on the cliffs at Point 19.

Scientists have identified a man found living at Norris Lake as a possible missing link between cromagnon man and present-day redneck. The man was discovered cooking a rudimentary gar stew on the cliffs at Point 19 by Powell High [...]

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Cultural research expedition

February 20th, 2005 by Bjorn Knoxley · No Comments

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Street: 11220 Outlet Dr City: Knoxville Phone: 865-675-4563
Recently, the denizens of Knoxpatch decided a night of culture was long overdue. So we set forth on an adventure to Cotton Eyed Joe’s. For those of you who don’t know, you probably don’t live in Knoxville. Just find a copy of the song “Cotton [...]

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Longs Drug Store provides antacids for the Southern palate

February 20th, 2005 by Bjorn Knoxley · No Comments

Put antacids for the Southern palate on your next shopping list. We don’t just overeat during the holiday season, people tend to overindulge frequently. In a land of excess, antacids are almost a daily staple. The problem, most people don’t like the chalky or clearly imitation berry taste of most antacids.
Longs Drug Store has [...]

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Perfect for a group

February 19th, 2005 by Bjorn Knoxley · No Comments

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Street: 7355 Kingston PikeCity: KnoxvillePhone: 865-766-0464
I’m not quite sure why, but I had managed to avoid Kinston Alley since it opened. I think it was probably due to the run of radio commercials promoting all the televisions. The mental imagery I had of Kingston Alley did not match reality when I finally ventured in.
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Knoxville Marathon revises course to save money

February 19th, 2005 by Bjorn Knoxley · No Comments

Due to cost constraints, the Inaugural Knoxville Marathon has announced that the marathon course will be changed to 26 trips around a 1.008 mile loop around the Sunsphere. This will bring an estimated $42,000 in savings from the reduced need for police support and aid stations. For safety reasons, it is asked that runners not [...]

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Cracker Barrel to offer urban alternative

February 18th, 2005 by Bjorn Knoxley · No Comments

Cracker Barrel, the famously old country store based in Lebanon, Tennessee, announced they will be shifting their focus away from the tried and true standard to develop a more modern, hip, urban alternative.
Cracker Barrels are known to maintain hour-long waits even when there are two restaurants placed at the same exit off the [...]

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Natural yogurt spring found in Ashe Park

February 17th, 2005 by Bjorn Knoxley · No Comments

don’t know why, but I keep having that thought.

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Bijou Theatre to become home for wayward mothers

February 17th, 2005 by Bjorn Knoxley · No Comments

Chuck Morris, President of Board of the Bijou Theatre, has announced plans to bring the theatre to solvency.
Aided by the cash influx recently provided by Sam Furrow, the Bijou is being redeveloped as a home for wayward mothers.

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