Burger King is rolling out a new program for home delivery. “We have new technology that will keep your burger and fries warm while being delivered,” states the King.

Folks are asking why Tennessee? “Tennessee has our largest target demographic, closest to our locations,” says the King, “With only a 10 mile delivery area, we [...]

Officials at Fisher Price have recalled the popular child’s toy, sing-a-ma-jig after Knox County officers found hundreds of these toys at a local pedophile hang out. When unnamed sources were questioned as to why this particular toy, they answered with, “Isn’t it obvious? You can use it to lure in kids and when you [...]

Knoxvillians are proud to be named the cleanest city in the US based on an Alice.com tally on how much the average american spent per year on cleaning products. Too bad that many of the cleaning supplies that were purchased were used in the production of crystal meth. Does it still count if it’s cleaning [...]

The threat of fire, smoke, and burning buildings is a cakewalk compared to the latest threat that faces local firefighters. While routinely investigating abandoned buildings for fire hazards, fire fighters encountered a tiny foe – fleas. It was not until they had exited the building that the tiny pests were noticed.

“They were all [...]