Bubba Quixote attacks TVA Green Power windmills

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Bubba Quixote in rare
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Bubba Quixote, believed to be a direct descendent of the famed Don Quixote, has attacked the TVA Green Power windmills. The status of the windmills, located on Buffalo Mountain near Oak Ridge, Tennessee is not currently known.

The Green Power program is designed to produce electricity from cleaner, greener sources. TVA representatives are concerned that the general public will assume that if any of the wind turbines have been damaged, subscribers paying $4/block for Green Power may be forced to utilize non-green power sources. KnoxPatch sources have learned that this is NOT the case.

TVA employees will utilize a bank of generators attached to stationary bicycles to make up the difference. All TVA employees will be forced to take shifts on the stationary bikes or lose lunch privileges.