Conservatives seek alternative to Obama school speech


In the midst of the uproar over Obama’s alleged “indoctrination” speech next week aimed at school children, conservative parents have been mulling over ideas for an alternative activity for their children to participate in. Ideas being tossed around include showing Sarah Palin’s speech from the Republican National Convention and having the children read and discuss items from Michelle Malkin’s blog. Additionally, many parents across the nation are pushing for an Ayn Rand book reading. “Sure, she was an atheist,” explained one anonymous parent, “but she espoused conservative ideals. At least I think…I haven’t actually read her books…” Most rural counties are simply going to move target practice up an hour.