David Keith endorses Democratic party, cannot name a candidate

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David Keith has shaken up the Knoxville political landscape by endorsing “a Democrat” for President in 2005. The announcement was made at 2 AM at International House of Pancakes on Kingston Pike without a press conference.

Calls following up on the announcement have failed to provide a great deal of information on the subject. It appears that Mr. Keith has been unable to name any of the Democratic candidates but did reference how “cool Gary Hart was” when pressed for data.

So far, no Democratic candidate candidate has stepped forward to accept the endorsement, but that could soon change. The SciFi Network has agreed to cast any candidate endorsed by Mr. Keith in the soon to be filmed Sabretooth 2 as ‘victim #3’.

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