Fashion police arrest owner of Vagabondia


Although they are typically known for simply offering advice, the ‘fashion police’ have arrested Andie Ray, the owner of Vagabondia. According to the fashion police report, the decision to arrest Andie was a last-resort and seen as a necessity to protect anyone that could be a future customer. Comments from the report include the following: “The complete lack of fashion sense inside Vagabondia makes this arrest comparable to a mercy killing. Nearly every piece of clothing found inside Vagabondia has the uncanny ability to make the owner look homeless. This is making it difficult for the soup kitchens to know who to feed and who not to feed!” Employees of Vagabondia could not be found for comment. It is believed that they heard the news and quickly rushed off to Knoxville Area Rescue Ministries for dinner and a nap.