Fisher-Price toy recalled after local pedophile ring busted

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Officials at Fisher Price have recalled the popular child’s toy, sing-a-ma-jig after Knox County officers found hundreds of these toys at a local pedophile hang out.
When unnamed sources were questioned as to why this particular toy, they answered with, “Isn’t it obvious? You can use it to lure in kids and when you can’t catch one, well…”

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