In an attempt to seem more human, Hillary Tracker has noticed that the junior senator from Arkansas New York is making an effort to bond with audiences around the country by trying to sound like them. Lately, the press has been reporting that Hillary has adopted a Southern accent in various public speaking engagements. In addition to Southern, the organization devoted to tracking all things Hillary, Hillary Tracker, has observed her speaking English with other accents, including North Dakotan, ebonics, Spanglish, Valley Girl, Cantonese, Korean, Japanese, emoticon, British, Australian, mafia, New Jersey, and Boston. Audience polling has not registered any change of opinion regarding Ms. Clinton, but she is not giving up yet. Next week she is speaking in front of an auctioneer’s convention.