Hillary Clinton vows to campaign through 2010


Just last week, Hillary Clinton sited the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy as a reason to stay in the race. Over the weekend, during a lull in campaigning activities, Hillary had an opportunity to see “I Am Legend” with Will Smith and realized that the death of her opponent isn’t the only thing she can hold out for. “With any luck, most of the human race will be wiped out, including Barack Obama, and she’ll be the only choice!” stated a campaign spokesperson. “If a catastrophic event occurs in the near future, we want people to remember the name HILLARY.”