Knoxville College moves to old Harold’s Deli location


In order to save limited resources, the embattled Knoxville College has announced plans to move into the old Harold’s Deli location in Downtown Knoxville. College representatives stated that the new location would provide more than enough space for the number of students that the college has, plus give them access to a cash register and counter space so that they could learn a trade. Each week the interior will be changed so that students can pretend they are working at various fast food restaurants. Past president Hatton could not be reached for comment, apparently she has locked herself in the bathroom at a local Wal-Mart as a negotiation tactic to regain control of the College.