Newman’s Own announces new line of Soylent Green products


The Newman’s Own line of products is branching out during the current economic crisis to provide quality nutritional items for people of all income levels. This is especially good news at a time that many are having to cut back on cigarettes and gasoline in order to keep cupboards stocked with Cheetos. The new line features Newman’s Own Mango Soylent Green and a bourbon flavored option. Look for the new products at Walmart starting next week, where the rice used to be stocked.