Non-hippy buys Subaru

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Knoxville car dealership Grayson Subaru sold their first new car to a non-hippy last week. Earl Scroggins is believed to be the first non-hippy ever to buy a Subaru Outback. “I had to ask the service department if putting a ‘W Still the President’ bumper sticker on the car would void the warranty, but they couldn’t find anything about that in their service bulletins,” Scroggins said. Scroggins and his family say they enjoy the car, but have been annoyed to find their DMV record was picked up by numerous special interest groups. “Now our mailbox is chock full of Greenpeace and PETA ads, and I don’t mean People Eating Tasty Animals either,” Scroggins added.

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