Survey shows what Knoxvillians truly care the least about


A recent survey conducted by well-meaning citizens, hoping to provide a small amount of guidance to media outlets, has provided some insight into items the general public simply doesn’t care about.

Among the items least interesting to Knoxvillians:

  • Anything on the Heartland Series
  • The status of Ellen Turner’s home (they’re glad it’s renovated, but apparently feel that constant updates are unneeded)
  • Women’s athletics (other than basketball)
  • Democrats
  • Maryville

Among the items deemed most interesting were: Stacey Campfield, dogs on patios, motorcycle wrecks, and the Rapture.

Did the survey miss anything? Let us know what you don’t care about.

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