Walmart launches ‘Walk of Shame’ line of clothing


Inspired by the success of their Miley Cyrus line of clothing, Walmart is launching a new ‘Walk of Shame’ line. A spokesperson for Walmart states that “….the line is basically an extension of the Miley Cyrus line, as her fans have reached a nicely promiscuous age. Studies have shown that 80% of the clothing purchases at Walmart are made due to necessity, as individuals awake in new places, without any clothing to get through the next school or work day.”

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