Tried WOW massage today. Now I now why it’s called WOW. It’s not a good wow, it’s more of an are you serious wow. I walked in to both employees playing with the waterfall in the lobby, it was apparently quite the toy as it kept them occupied until I reached the front desk.
My appointment started about 10 minutes late, so I was off to a rather fabulous start. They asked if I had ever been here before, since I hadn’t they explained the weird setup. There were two towels on the massage table, that was a new one, even newer was the explanation for them. I was to put my chest on the top towel and my hip area on the lower towel. It gets better. Then, they explained, they would pull the lower towel up between my legs, into what I can best describe as a towel diaper for adults. As if this is not bad enough, they tell me it’s so if they should have to move me, they won’t violate me. Excuse me? Violate??? Think I’m done here.
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