America votes for change


America overwhelmingly voted for change today, electing one Barack Obama as President of the United States. Obama ran on a campaign pledge of “change,” although it was never clear exactly what change was promised. Tonight, Obama’s campaign revealed that each and every American will receive three quarters, a dime, two nickels, and six pennies. The change should arrive in each American’s mailbox by June of next year. Americans who do not have mailboxes may pick up their change at designated change locations nationwide.