‘Annex me,’ offers resident


In a noble gesture to take one for the team, Kingston Woods resident Junior Barnes has offered to have his property annexed if it will cause the Mayor to “..leave us the f*** alone.” According to Barnes, his property is worth a lot more than those Mayor Ashe is trying to annex. “I’m sick of paying BFI to haul off my trash anyway, and those Rural Metro b*stards…it’s like the mafia. You have to pay them or they’ll let your house burn down.” The mayor’s office did not respond to requests for a statement.