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Arlen Specter shakes it up even further

Posted on May 6, 2009 by Bjorn Knoxley

Not satisfied with simply switching from a useless Republican to a useless Democrat, Senator Arlen Specter has decided to dramatically change other aspects of his life. Few know that on the same day as his announcement, Specter took delivery of a European car, fresh from a used car lot in England. At a scarcely-attended news conference, Specter told us, “As a senator, the import laws don’t apply to me. And I am tired of driving on the left. I want to drive while sitting on the right! This yellow right-hand-drive Skoda Roomster really fits that bill!” In addition to switching parties and sides of the car, Specter has also changed from boxers to briefs and from Viagra to Levitra.

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