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Biden Jingle Bell ‘Cough’ Track to be Released

Posted on December 22, 2021December 22, 2021 by Bjorn Knoxley

After realizing the incredible popularity of his coughing COVID-19/Omicron speech, President Biden announced he will soon release a Christmas track. “The dogs barking that beloved Christma…oh yeah, we can’t say Christmas…that holiday song ‘Jingle…something,’ and you know, the cats that do the same thing but with meows, I want to do that too,” he announced at a press gathering.

He will cough to the tune of Jingle Bells. Sony records will release the track to all streaming services this Friday. All proceeds will benefit his son, Hunter Biden.

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