Knoxville mayoral candidate and businessman Bill Haslam had a dream last week that he was a hippy, according to sources. “He woke up in a cold sweat after falling out of the tree on Market Square he was trying to protect,” said the anonymous source. Additionally, he was reported to have preserved a house, created a greenway, and ate nothing but salad in his dream. In the dream, he also received encouraging emails from fans in Knoxville’s thinktank group K2K. “He was distraught all morning,” said the source, “Thank god we got him some coffee.”