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Bjorn drinks Captain Morgan, writes article

Posted on August 13, 2005 by Bjorn Knoxley

After spending 6 hours working on the next version of Knoxpatch.com followed by a half hour spent drinking a 32oz beverage containing 12 ounces of coke and the rest consisting of Captain Morgan Private Stock and ice, Bjorn Knoxley attempted to write an article. It was not very good, but he did it anyway. He apologizes profusely, in advance. The black cat laying in the window began talking to him, and he forgot about the three blondes downstairs. Then Bohemian Rhapsody came on and he lost it. The end. Goodbye everybody, I’ve got to go…Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.

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