Burger King is rolling out a new program for home delivery. “We have new technology that will keep your burger and fries warm while being delivered,” states the King.
Folks are asking why Tennessee? “Tennessee has our largest target demographic, closest to our locations,” says the King, “With only a 10 mile delivery area, we had to keep things close to the stores for the test.”
Protesters are already outside local Burger Kings claiming that the Fast Food Giant is only making it easier for those who are already overweight. “They don’t even have to get in their car to get these calorie laden feasts,” says one protester, “It’s like giving free crack to an addict.”
Burger King has denied these claims, again reiterating that they are testing on their target demographic.