Chattanooga to be renamed ‘Chatlanta’

It’s more than just talk. Chattanooga is to be renamed ‘Chatlanta’, becoming a suburb of Atlanta, GA. It all began with plans for Chattanooga to house Atlanta’s second airport. Now Chatlanta will house all the waste disposal facilities for both areas and have agreed to keep all the homeless in the greater Chatlanta area, making Atlanta a safer, more enjoyable area for people to visit.

When current Chattanooga residents were asked about the conversion, the general consensus was ‘Seriously? I’m out’. The housing market has been flooded with new homes for sale in the Chattanooga area. They are priced to sell.