House votes to direct bailout monies where they can do the most good


After intense debate, a bipartisan effort has moved forward in the House to utilize bailout monies where they can have the most impact. Rather than waste energies on bad loans, an untold some has been directed to bailing UT Athletics out of its current coaching situation. By paying off Phil Fulmer, it’s expected that UT Football can get on track with another coach. Once the Vols are winning again, fans will spend more money in bars and on orange attire, and the world should once again be in harmony.