Could this be the invention that changes the world?

It hasn’t been long since many speculated that Dean Kamen was going to revolutionize transportation. His latest invention, the Segway Human Transporter.

One local inventor, Scott Bird, has been rather vocal about the fact that a small, slow, and expensive scooter is not the way to bring about world change. Mr. Bird, however, claims to have a groundbreaking announcement regarding a new invention coming within the next few weeks. An invention that will change humanity forever.

The only information Mr. Bird would currently provide is a photocopy of his doodle that has led to the new invention. The function and usage of the device could not be readily determined.