Knoxville’s homeless to be known as ‘Free-range citizens’

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The City of Knoxville has adopted the recommendation of a small local marketing and public relations firm to re-brand the image of homeless individuals. Effective immediately, the homeless are to be referred to as ‘free-range citizens.’ “This new name will put a positive spin on the entire plight,” stated one representative, “everyone knows that free-range chickens are healthier, and this will transfer easily to humans.”