Library of Congress to destroy all music created between ’92 and ’99


TENNESSEE (KP) – The Library of Congress decided today to exercise a little-known power to strike written or audible history from all historical record. In the first use of such power since supposedly destroying the newly discovered Book of GWB from the Bible in 1802, they have decreed unanimously to remove all music created between 1992 and 1999. Headed by Right Said Fred and Rico Suave, a rehabilitation effort has been undertaken for those that were raised listening to such music.