Past Governor hopeful, Mark Albertini, spotted at coon pole-dancing club in Soddy-Daisy

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TENNESSEE (KP) – Following his arrest on a public drunkenness charge after a Knoxville Republican rally, Mark Albertini all but disappeared from the public eye. Now, things seem to have gotten even worse, as Albertini was spotted at an illegal coon pole-dancing club in Soddy-Daisy, Tennessee.Hey, you can't take pictures in here!

A rampant problem in Soddy-Daisy, Albertini was caught in a raid that brought down several such clubs over a 24-hour period. “I don’t know what I’m going to do at this point,” Albertini said, unhappy as news spread about his night in jail and that people continued to “scrutinize my life with a fine-tooth comb and look at me like the devil. I was only in the club looking for change for a $100 bill. I figured they would have plenty of spare change there.”

Although they don’t have a chance of winning the Governor’s race, representatives from the Democratic party were quick to point out that they had no representatives arrested at the club.

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