Pellissippi State replaces popular balloon festival with CowChip Bingo


Pellissippi State Community College has announced that they’re canceling the annual balloon festival. According to President Allen Edwards, it was simply too successful, leading to traffic jams and large masses of people.

“In order to cut back on the popularity of the event, we’re replacing it with CowChip Bingo,” says Edwards. “We’re hoping that a fundraiser based on throwing cow dung will bring in less people, making it much more a success.”