President Bush changes title to President of United States / Corporate Manager of Iraq


Under mounting pressure to show progress against Saddam Hussein and Iraq, President Bush has taken a dramatic step. The United States is attempting a corporate takeover of Iraq, pending final approval of the FCC and United Nations. If the merger is successful, President Bush will temporarily assume the title of Corporate Manager of Iraq. Once all Iraqi businesses and oil are under US control, Iraq will become known as Big Texas. Showing certain confidence that the plan will go through, President Bush has ordered that new maps begin printing immediately representing Big Texas.