Prominent Knoxvillian receives Tennessee’s first DUI while riding a Segway

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A prominent Knoxville man was stopped outside Preservation Pub on Market Square yesterday after multiple complaints that he had run over several peoples’ toes with his Segway. The officer on duty says the offending gentleman was very polite, and seemed to really enjoy seeing women take their shoes off to check for damaged toes while he sipped his red wine and rode around in little circles. “After submitting to a breathalyzer test, however, he just couldn’t be allowed back on the street” stated the officer.

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