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Skinny person spotted at Wal-Mart

Posted on December 15, 2004 by Bjorn Knoxley

The manager of a local Wal-Mart (specific location withheld) states that on Friday, May 7th, a skinny person was caught on video surveillance while shopping within the store. Government experts are currently studying the tape in an attempt to identify exactly what can be seen. The world continues to look upon this story with hope, but many assume it will be a sham similar to videotaped footage of Bigfoot, the Loch Ness monster, and Ishtar.

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