Speed humps at Wal-Mart


This block of text is basically a piece without a beginning, middle, or end. A block of text without a story to share or any cynical observations to pass along. I simply want a public forum to point out that if Wal-Mart continues to place huge speed humps throughout parking lots they should be forced to pay car repairs for anyone that can provide proof they have been in a Wal-Mart parking lot.

If you have presence of mind to avoid the gaggle of idiots outside the front of the store trying to figure out if they are going to…or coming from respective vehicles, then manage not to run over the children selling the candy/cookie of the month, and then slow your car down to 3 miles/hour it still feels as if your car has hit the front of a building.

If you have driven through a Wal-Mart parking lot in the past few years you probably know what I’m talking about. Whenever possible, take a trip to Target instead – it’s easier to park and they don’t have the unnatural urge to put yellow marks on your receipts before letting you leave the building.