Those watching the UT Volunteer football team over the past few years may have noticed subtle changes in the look of the current coach. Although his salary is rather sizeable, and kickbacks are received for various product placements, this simply wasn’t enough. With each passing week he has slowly increased in size in an effort to obtain a rather lofty goal. It has recently been announced that the coach will soon receive one of the largest product endorsements in history from the Florida Citrus Growers Association for obtaining the perfect shape (and color while in uniform) of a succulent Valencia orange.