Weigel’s geneticists discover chemicals granting immunity to ‘Icee Freeze Headache’


Geneticists working for the Weigel’s Farm Stores chain have announced that a substance has been discovered that will grant immunity to the ‘Icee Freeze Headache.’ Weigel’s has long held the belief that Icee headaches are the stumbling block preventing complete dominance in the convenience store market. By delivering the harmless substance into the bloodstream through popular Weigel’s milk products it is expected that most Weigel’s customers will soon be able to quickly drink an entire 32 ounce Icee without side-effects.