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Woman merges into traffic at exit #388, James White Parkway

Posted on March 6, 2003 by Bjorn Knoxley

The Tennessee Highway Patrol recently reported that Stacy Taylor has successfully merged her 1983 Toyota Celica into moderate traffic. Although the weather was perfect and traffic flow was lighter than usual; this is clearly considered a major female evolutionary breakthrough. Young Stacy’s life will be greatly disrupted as scientists study her genetic material to find the key to her uncommon ability, but the results are guaranteed to make a better planet.

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