KP: The first question that everyone wants an answer to is simple. Why? Why are you running for Mayor of Knoxville and why have you decided to relocate to our town? SG: Although Knoxville has been under fine leadership for several years I truly think I can improve upon this fine city. Let’s face it,…
Day: November 9, 2002
Space Ghost schedules first campaign speech, visiting Rotary Club of Knoxville in October 2002
As announced here at Knoxpatch.com in recent weeks, Space Ghost has entered Knoxville’s 2003 mayoral race. Since the initial announcement Space Ghost has been relatively quiet but has scheduled his first public campaign speech which will take place at an October meeting of Rotary Knoxville. Rumors have spread regarding the near hermit status maintained by…
Karn’s resident challenges Periodic Table
If proven correct, Kimberly Sterchi of Karns may set the scientific world in a tailspin. In a simple experiment that can easily be recreated using common household appliances, powdered gelatin, two AAA batteries, and a sizeable chunk of cat hair Kimberly claims to have proven that the Periodic Table of Elements has been printed incorrectly…
Loch-Ness Monster spotted on Volunteer Landing – name changes from ‘Nessie’ to ‘Knoxie’
Several appearances of a strange creature in the Tennessee River at Volunteer Landing have been reported in recent weeks, leading many locals to think that the Loch-Ness Monster has migrated to Knoxville. Although the trip from Scotland would be very difficult for a prehistoric creature, it isn’t completely impossible according to scholars with NIDS (National…