Day: November 12, 2002

Upon the organization of the Rationalists of East Tennessee, the city of Knoxville considered the intellectual capacity of the local populace to be maximized. According to sources, the city just could not possibly get any more intelligent. This past Friday, a new group has organized in Knoxville that consists of members even smarter than the…

A recent survey regarding print media in Knoxville has revealed that the National Enquirer is now the 2nd most trusted print news medium. The survey was designed to gauge how opinions regarding news have changed since 9/11/2001. Created by a national polling agency, the new study was the most extensive of its type to ever…

Billboards are up, preachers are preaching, television spots are running, ads of some form are popping up all over. The good residents of Tennessee will soon be given the opportunity to vote for, or against, a state lottery. I haven’t yet figured out why this is a matter of debate. For some reason, certain folks…

In a strange turn of events, it’s possible that Knoxville will be forced to change its name. A resident of our fine city has recently made a name for himself by registering the names of properties and potential businesses that are under development. Surprisingly he has discovered that Knoxville does not own the rights to…

This block of text is basically a piece without a beginning, middle, or end. A block of text without a story to share or any cynical observations to pass along. I simply want a public forum to point out that if Wal-Mart continues to place huge speed humps throughout parking lots they should be forced…