Officer Monty Hallof the Cookeville police department has been awarded the Medal of Valor for his efficiency and professionalism in the line of duty. The Cookeville Police, the state highway patrol and Governor Sundquist have all expressed intense gratitude for Officer Hall’s work over the years. Although he is currently best known for single-handedly freeing…
Day: January 22, 2003
Visitor from the year 2088 brings warnings to Knoxville
A man claiming to have traveled from the future, 2088 to be exact, was arrested today in a Food Lion parking lot. Eyewitnesses say that he suddenly appeared out of nowhere, just balled up and naked, lying in the parking lot near a speed bump. The man, claiming to be John Connor, was promptly arrested…
Leprechaun captured in Old City?
Old City Leprechaun? Reports indicate that Glenn Richters, longtime Knoxville resident, has captured the first live leprechaun in the United States. A longtime believer in leprechauns, Glenn has dedicated much of the past twenty years of his life to capturing one of these elusive creatures. Although DNA tests have yet to prove that the odd…
Man likes beef fried rice
Bernard Philips likes beef fried rice, more than any other Chinese food. “I eat it every chance I get,” Philips explained, “and that is pretty often.” When asked where he liked to eat his beef fried rice the most, he mentioned The Plum Tree and a little Chinese restaurant on Clinton Highway across from the…