Day: April 17, 2003

North Knoxville has admitted to a nuclear weapons program after independent inspectors from the Friends United for a Cohesive Knoxville discovered suspicious waste materials in a sinkhole located on a farm off Sevierville Pike in South Knox County. Evidence indicates that a salvage company that dumped debris from the Coster Shop into a South Knoxville…

A battalion of soldiers from James White Fort, led by Mayor Victor Ashe, have launched a brutal attack on Fort Kid. Details are incomplete but it appears that Mayor Ashe has been unable to accept the fact that he will soon be losing control of Knoxville. Ashe’s most devoted long-time supporters have come together to…