Day: October 31, 2003

Knoxville mayoral candidate and businessman Bill Haslam had a dream last week that he was a hippy, according to sources. “He woke up in a cold sweat after falling out of the tree on Market Square he was trying to protect,” said the anonymous source. Additionally, he was reported to have preserved a house, created…

Early voting in the Knoxville city elections rated the highest turnout ever, according to election officials. Initial reports are that over 37 people voted during the two-week early voting period. “This is great,” explained Knox County administrator of elections Herbert Walker, “we expected only 10-12 people, but apparently many folks are interested in this election,…

The Knoxville News-Sentinel, in an effort to beat the Metro Pulse to the presses, has accidentally released the post Mayoral headlines more than 24-hours early. Those gathered at local Pilot and Weigel’s locations for the first edition of the September 29th headlines were greeted with the words, “Dewey Wins!” News-Sentinel reporters admit that the headline…