On the heels of announcing its first profit in four years, Playboy Enterprises Inc. has outlined further changes that will enhance profitability. The major change being that of relocating the infamous Playboy Mansion. Although the California location has served to enhance the party image that coincides with being a Playboy it has been a financial…
Day: December 31, 2003
Destroyed historic buildings to get second chance
In a monumental announcement late yesterday, historic buildings previously destroyed to make room for more useful structures will get a second chance. In the new ordinance, any structures which were in the past destroyed and are now deemed to have historic value must be rebuilt and the new structures removed. Mayor Victor Ashe made the…
Efficiency experts recommend that University of Tennessee cut out all classes
The University of Tennessee has struggled financially for several years. As state funding remains constant, and costs increase, maintaining solvency has been a daily struggle. Efficiency experts, hired by Dr. John Shumaker on his last day of employment at the University, have delivered a report that shows what they guarantee to be a path to…
Smoky Mountain MENSA chapter lowers standards
The Smoky Mountain Mensa Chapter has suffered declining membership over the past seven years as more and more residents leave the region for other high-tech industries. In order to combat the declining membership, they have revised the membership requirements to better reflect the ‘above-average’ person of the area. The new requirements indicate that at least…
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