Gen. Wesley Clark, presidential candidate and really swell guy, stopped tonight in Knoxville to discuss health care. During the first few minutes of his speech he pointed out how much he does not care that Al Gore did not endorse him because he has Hillary and Spielberg. He went on to tell the crowd that…
Day: January 22, 2004
Knoxpatch terror alert bulletin
Here at Knoxpatch.com, we take terror alerts very seriously. It has come to our attention that, not only should folks reading almanacs be considered potential terrorists, but people reading newspapers should also be considered threats. Additionally, anyone with a copy of “Cat’s Cradle” by Kurt Vonnegut should immediately be reported to authorities. We also issue…
Crowds hard to please during halftime shows
The debut of the giant halftime fruitcake at NeylandStadium brought cheers from the crowd. According to event organizers, football fans are getting more and more difficult to please during halftime shows. John Hinkle, show organizer for the University of Tennessee, knows first hand what it’s like. “First we tried the guy in the dog costume…