The new series “Autumn in the City” began yesterday in downtown Knoxville on Market Square. The event set a record of highest attendance at any Market Square event by port-a-potties. “This is amazing,” said event attendee Josh Hoobar, “I’ve never seen so many port-a-johns at one place!” The event was attended by no less than…
Day: December 15, 2004
TDOT to widen interstate for future
After realizing what a pain in the ass it is becoming to do any road projects in modern society, and also that hindsight is 20/20, TDOT announced plans to widen I-40 through downtown enough to allow for any future expansion. A spokesmodel said TDOT is taking this measure so they will not have to deal…
Mount Saint Knoxpatch set to blow
Knoxville geologists are in a frazzle because earthquakes have been increasing in frequency around a recently discovered volcano. The earthquakes, which occur most often on Saturday afternoons, range anywhere in magnitude from 0.01 to 0.63. The volcano is located along the river across from the University of Tennessee Agriculture campus, and at least for now,…