Johnny Trepple is a Knoxville native and one serious eBayer. Recently, Trepple sold a set of Flash Gordon Underoos for a record $6. That is $4 more than the last pair, which sold last year for $2. “You hang on to these items because some day they’ll be worth something. Maybe not tomorrow. Maybe not…
Day: February 16, 2005
Non-hippy buys Subaru
Knoxville car dealership Grayson Subaru sold their first new car to a non-hippy last week. Earl Scroggins is believed to be the first non-hippy ever to buy a Subaru Outback. “I had to ask the service department if putting a ‘W Still the President’ bumper sticker on the car would void the warranty, but they…
Knox County Government to announce gay character
To make politics seem a bit more trendy and up to date, the Knox County Government has decided to follow the lead of “The Simpsons†and announce the name of a gay character in the coming weeks. The Knox County PR offices are thrilled with the results. “It seems that everyone has an opinion of…
Sevierville pledges ban on redneck marriages
As a proposed state constitutional ban on gay marriages picks up speed, a battle with further reaching implications is being fought in Sevierville. Mayor Bryan Atchley is leading the charge to ban redneck marriages. Although it’s clear to many folks that rednecks simply shouldn’t be allowed to wed, the negative impact for the economy of…