Day: July 20, 2005

Millie Washburn recently visited the Wendy’s on Clinton Highway, only to be let down when she did not receive a finger in her chili. “I thought this was part of a new product campaign,” said Millie, “but they simply wouldn’t provide a finger in my meal.” To console Millie, the manager did eventually stir the…

After a prolonged legal battle, an independent Knoxville film studio has acquired rights to film a sequel to Ishtar. Although the script was completed in 1989, filming has been on hold because a 12% ownership stake in the title was held by one of the lead camels in the film. A suitable profit-sharing plan for…