“The announcement that offensive coordinator Randy Sanders would step down was a move in the right direction, but only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the fixes we’re putting into place.” stated an anonymous UT Official. “If we’ve learned anything from the success of the athletic program this year, it’s the benefits…
Month: October 2005
Towelie-ban put into effect, Knoxville alert level raised to brown
In response to fears of a terrorist attack involving characters from the popular South Park cartoon, a Towelie-ban has been initiated throughout the City of Knoxville effective immediately. According to reputable tips from anonymous sources that identified themselves only as Matt and Trey, a specific threat exists against the Downtown Knoxville trolley system and the…
Loudon County Sheriff’s Department To Shut Down
The LCSD, which has been on a nightmare roller coaster ride for the last 14 months – beginning with the murder of Deputy Jason Scott – is scheduled to close its doors next week. Sheriff Tim Guider, who seemed exasperated, was quoted as saying, “I’ve had officers shot, officers shoot themselves, officers arrested, officers indicted….
Towelie ban put into effect in Karns
Towelie ban put into effect in Karns
Knox County landfill dirt donated to New Orleans
After setting up multiple temporary housing facilities to assist those impacted by recent hurricanes, the Volunteer spirit continues to shine in Knox County. Through a plan outlined by Mayor Ragsdale, every person in Knox County will be encouraged to take one bucket of fill-dirt to New Orleans and simply dump it out. According to the…