Tom Cronan passed away today after a battle with pancreatic cancer. If you never met Tom, I’m very sorry. If you did, he most likely somehow changed your life. Tom, I didn’t get a chance to see you over the last few weeks…but I thought about you each day. Godspeed, my friend.
Month: August 2006
Great Smokies Craft Fair exhibits finest in Appalachian meth labs
The Great Smokies Craft Fair expanded offerings this year to include some of the finest work from more than 200 artists and craftspeople of the Appalachian region. New additions this year included over 500 pounds of used needles and syringes, as well as some of the regions finest meth lab equipment. Most of the meth…
McGhee Tyson Airport alters screening, people no longer allowed on planes
Officials at McGhee Tyson Airport have found that most terrorist threats are coming from people and have changed security screening at airports across the country to prevent them from gaining entry onto a plane. A spokesperson for McGhee Tyson Airport stated, “No people of any kind will be permitted on planes, some of them actually…
Past Governor hopeful, Mark Albertini, spotted at coon pole-dancing club in Soddy-Daisy
TENNESSEE (KP) – Following his arrest on a public drunkenness charge after a Knoxville Republican rally, Mark Albertini all but disappeared from the public eye. Now, things seem to have gotten even worse, as Albertini was spotted at an illegal coon pole-dancing club in Soddy-Daisy, Tennessee. A rampant problem in Soddy-Daisy, Albertini was caught in…